asarotiv asked:
Your Twittercides makes me melancholy. :( I hope you return soon. You're awesome, beautiful.
Moistpork on twitter is dead for good. Thank you for your note. I need to focus on life for awhile. Xo
Frankie Val: My Top Ten Twitter Users for 2011 (As Seen On Tonight's Broadcast)
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10.) @MouthyMess - The lady with a great head of hair and a dirty dirty mind.9.) @TequilaTears - Just over-the-top. Hilarity,8.) @CuddlyNinja - Funny man, sociable man, will keep you laughing!7.) @MoistPork - She’s sassy. Loves to get real with people. Injects the “insight” that…
NooG's Corner: *le sigh*
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What I’m about to say isn’t poetic, it’s not philosophical, and it’s far from elegant.
First off, what the fuck? Really, what the fuck? Everywhere I turn on Twitter, there’s some asshole pissed off at another asshole for shit that doesn’t fucking matter. I’m getting DMs from people asking me why…
ethegoddess asked:
Why did you choose the moist pork moniker? In that vein, whose twitter handle do you really like? (I know these are lame questions but I'll let the professionals pervs handle the rest.)
Moist is a gross word. Pork is a gross word. But together, they’re magically delicious. Not much more to it than that. :) I love yzupp as a name. Clever.
Reblog if you’ll answer anything that comes in your ask right now.
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Someday…
…I’m going to be the only 80-year-old woman with a nosering. Psh.
This was me, blow drying my hair this morning. Crazy hair. Don’t laugh.
Short people got no reason…
Without my typical 4” heels, I think the politically correct term for my height is “munchkin”.
Last night this…today, it’s grey and snowing.
HOLLA
Everyone now and then, I make a promise to be on tumblr more…and since so many people I cherish are leaving twitter but are here, I guess it’s time to fulfill my words.
I don’t have much to say today, but I will say this: more than anything, I want to have fun with the people here. There are so many creative, brilliant people in this little cyber world…and there’s room enough for all of us.
